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The Fondly Absurd

08/09/2014 15:57
We are delighted to be able to report that most kiwis are as thick as sticks.  They have no...

New Zealanders love dumb governments.

17/08/2014 13:31
We must delve into the conundrum of why the National Party attracts so many voters who clearly vote...

OPEN LETTER TO THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE AND THE LUDICROUS US CONGRESS

11/08/2014 20:24
The depth of your cynicism and manipulation of foreign dictators that suit you is ancient...

New Zealand is eagerly going down the same drain as the Americans and Australians.

10/08/2014 17:46
Vast economic disparity between its populations.  Government in cahoots with the rich. ...

IN TRUE AMERICAN BUY- INFLUENCE TRADITIONS, COLIN CRAIG SUES TV3 AND GETS HIS NIGHT PROMOTING AMERICAN VALUES

09/08/2014 16:11
Craig:  Sue them.  Report back that I have improved my image as a twatnot. Lawyers: ...

So-called “Justice” minister, Judith Collins, plays fast and loose with Convenient Untruths

07/08/2014 17:02
On 6 September 2005, the National Party spokeswoman for social welfare, Judith Collins, was...

THEE UNKNOWN CITIZENS

05/08/2014 16:27
‘The Unknown Citizen’ by W. H. Auden (To JS/07 M 378 This Marble Monument Is Erected by...

Bureaucrats

05/08/2014 16:18
They scuttle to their appointed places..   At the appointed hour…   To do appointed...

SOMEONE IN THE SCOTTISH RUGBY FRATERNITY DOESN'T LIKE ME

05/08/2014 16:01
Listen you fuckin psychotic knob jockey. I may post a tonne of trivial pish on the bored but at...

"SMALL BUT OUTSTANDING" ... SO SAYS THE NZ ISRAELI EMBASSY PROP AGENDA.

04/08/2014 17:41
I have written to the NZ Minister of Foreign Affairs, Maurice McCully, to ask why this offence...

FOR SYCHOPHANY AND PSYCHOFANCY, THE AMERICANS LEAD THE PACK

03/08/2014 14:56
American Congress hails the Second Coming. "Take mine" screams the the lobbiest from Lockheed...

HOW YOUR GOVERNMENT WORKS

02/08/2014 16:32
Yes, folks.  This is how your gvernment works.  Preferably in secret.  The guy...

John Armstrong say he detects wit.

27/07/2014 17:38
In an assay well outside the area of his likely expertise, the NZ Herald National Party agony...

Open letter to the Obama White House from New Zealand

26/07/2014 14:16
The depth of your cynicism and manipulation and promotion of foreign dictators that suit you is...

Gerry Brownlie pleads ignorance of things Ministers of Transport might be expected to know about.

25/07/2014 16:55
Brownlie tried to bypass airline rules by pleading obesity-fuelled absence of memory. "I had no...

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM.

22/07/2014 16:31
John Key tripped over his tongue and various other appendages that were, as usual, unfortunately...

Israelis are one of the most vile nations since Nazi Germany

21/07/2014 19:22
And they have learned well from the Germans. In this latter-day exhibition of genocide, they have...

Kim Dotcom is playing a loverrly game

21/07/2014 17:16
He has sucked in the Mana Party, generated a white left appeal with Laila Harre for his internet...

Americans have created a totally mad world

21/07/2014 15:27
Whichever way you look, and wherever you look, there is American madness. Their own society is on...

US CONGRESS MULLS OVER WHETHER AMERICANS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SHOOT ONE ANOTHER AT FASTER RATES AND IN WHAT NUMBERS

21/07/2014 15:25
As every Kiwi will not know, the US has a 2nd Amendment.  Which comes after the 1st...

LAUGHTER FINEM

17/07/2014 17:21
This is a new and hopefully not vainless attempt to inject humour, values and general good...

NZ women fall in love with Chinese money

16/07/2014 14:09
In a not very extraordinary turn of events, the most punitive New Zealand prime minister in living...

AIN'T JEWS LOVERLY

12/07/2014 18:09
Forever bleating about the holocaust to justify their own genocides of Palestinians. History tells...

THE NEWER REALITY

09/07/2014 17:32
Please forgive my earlier mawkishness.  It was a fleeting confrontation with reality. Let us...

MY DOG....

08/07/2014 20:22
........is the ultimate exuberance. She lives, she runs after non-existent creatures, she barks at...

JOHN KEY SMOOZES OBAMA

07/07/2014 13:58
In a display worthy of Neville Chamberlain, John Key steps up to the 19th tee and downs a dozen...

HELLO, Donghua Liu hereabouts

06/07/2014 16:45
I am looking to donate a few million to the ManiaNet Party.  You can reach me here. ...

MONEY AND THE BAG

05/07/2014 21:51
In an unfortunate misunderstanding about who he gave money to, why, and how much, Mr Donghua Liu...

Airline has change of heart about the sex objects that keep it flying. Safely.

04/07/2014 19:05
Air New Zealand bikini video phased out 6:59 PM Friday Jul 4, 2014   An Air New...

THE NEW FASCISM

03/07/2014 19:44
It is curious that Germany, so awkward in the 1940s, has become the sanctuary of people like Sarah...

Look, girl, you're in the Army now. Eyes down! And drop my trousers.

02/07/2014 13:54
Allan Kinsella's appointment to the new systems audit, assurance and monitoring directorate has...

ISRAELI YOUTH UNHAPPY WITH TERRORISING PALESTINIANS

01/07/2014 21:52
In something of a millenial event, Israeli kids are turning to new ways of amusing...

Tony Ryall, Minister of Health, digs deeper to help the forlorn of taste.

01/07/2014 18:40
If you are an invited guest at a wedding, it is not good etiquette to wear a bridal gown - even...

MORE SEX NEWS FROM TONY RYALL, MINISTER OF HEALTH.

01/07/2014 18:12
Courses are now on offer to sexual harassment survivors. Stage 1 is designed for those who wish...

AND NOW FOR SOME OBLIGATORY SEX NEWS FROM TONY RYALL, MINISTER OF HEALTH

01/07/2014 17:14
If your new lover's idea of safe sex calls for the use of protective goggles, it will pay to find...

HOW DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOVERNED?

01/07/2014 00:28
Most of us are more or less familiar with the games New Zealand government departments and their...

JUSTICE IS SERVED

29/06/2014 15:27
Once upon a time, there were four brothers - Ant, Derm. Mot and Pip.  And their lawyer, who...

RUFF JUSTICE

29/06/2014 14:22
In a darkened room somewhere in Sydney (or Amsterdam, according to some heavily drugged accounts)...

WORDPISS - THE PLATFORM FOR THOSE WITHOUT BLADDER CONTROL

28/06/2014 14:19
With the aid of large quantities of diuretics and a quaintly libertarian view of the freedom of...

One must not discount the Civilian Party

11/06/2014 16:15
It has an icecream policy that must appeal to the desperately hungry constituents of the Mana...

New Zealand prime minister, John Key, shares intimate moment with Barack Obama.

24/05/2014 17:05
It is reported that both of them were well satisfied.  Obama provided the sauce.  Key...

It seems many Americans don't like what their country has become. Is NZ going the same way?

16/03/2014 12:56
(From an American)  Here is an honest response to the original Question: What is...

Squaring the circle

05/03/2014 18:27
Cunliffe:  Matt, my dear fellow, I want you to help me square the circle or, failing that,...

La mayonnaise

05/03/2014 16:56
We at Fonterra are a little bit sorry that you frog cheese-eating surrender monkeys have been...

No, no, says John Key....

04/03/2014 17:23
..we are not aware the Chinese are trying to poison Kiwis rail passengers by exposing them...

It's official, Craig thinks there may be a moon.

02/03/2014 20:07
I saw a headline the other day that said “Colin Craig is not sure that man walked on the...

What is Key really up against?

28/02/2014 18:28
A last Labour government that was grossly permissive of lax health and safety regulations (Pike...

Dear John

28/02/2014 17:14
I have met another man.  He is a stockbroker.  He wheels and deals.  Much like you...

OPEN LETTER FROM COLIN CRAIG TO MY DEAR DEVOTEES AND HOPEFUL VOTERS

28/02/2014 15:17
Yes, as reported yesterday in a Wellington newspaper I can’t remember the name of, gay marriage is...

AN ARGUMENT FOR KEEPING GAYS IN KITCHEN CLOSETS

23/02/2014 20:09
The craggy one with pots of money:  Milord, I have been roundly profaned.   Milord: ...
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The Fondly Absurd

08/09/2014 15:57
We are delighted to be able to report that most kiwis are as thick as sticks.  They have no idea that their sprogs will die helpless deaths for their blinkered vision.  They will, of course, hope they don't.  Fondly absurd as they are. But, hey, they are dispensible.  Meanwhile,...

New Zealanders love dumb governments.

17/08/2014 13:31
We must delve into the conundrum of why the National Party attracts so many voters who clearly vote against their own best interests by subscribing to National policies. National represents the greedy corporate surveillance state.  Much as both the parties corporately “elected” by the...

OPEN LETTER TO THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE AND THE LUDICROUS US CONGRESS

11/08/2014 20:24
The depth of your cynicism and manipulation of foreign dictators that suit you is ancient history.  Your military and policy support for one of the most oppressive regimes since Nazi Germany - to wit, the Israelis - marks you again as yourself one of the most malign influences in world...

New Zealand is eagerly going down the same drain as the Americans and Australians.

10/08/2014 17:46
Vast economic disparity between its populations.  Government in cahoots with the rich.  Making deals and regulations that suit them.  Rigged electoral systems.  Subsidies to useless monopolies.  Support for terrorist regimes like Israel.  Because that's what the...

IN TRUE AMERICAN BUY- INFLUENCE TRADITIONS, COLIN CRAIG SUES TV3 AND GETS HIS NIGHT PROMOTING AMERICAN VALUES

09/08/2014 16:11
Craig:  Sue them.  Report back that I have improved my image as a twatnot. Lawyers:  Yessir.  What kind of a twatnot would you like to look like? Craig:  An expensive one. 2015 Craig: Wot happened? Why am I the laughing stock of the nation? Lawyers:  There was an...

So-called “Justice” minister, Judith Collins, plays fast and loose with Convenient Untruths

07/08/2014 17:02
On 6 September 2005, the National Party spokeswoman for social welfare, Judith Collins, was reported by The Press as saying this:   “National Party Welfare spokeswoman Judith Collins is calling on Labour to deny an e-mail which confirms the true state of unemployment is being hidden from the...

THEE UNKNOWN CITIZENS

05/08/2014 16:27
‘The Unknown Citizen’ by W. H. Auden (To JS/07 M 378 This Marble Monument Is Erected by the State) He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be One against whom there was no official complaint, And all the reports of his conduct agree That, in the modern sense of the old-fashioned...

Bureaucrats

05/08/2014 16:18
They scuttle to their appointed places..   At the appointed hour…   To do appointed things…

SOMEONE IN THE SCOTTISH RUGBY FRATERNITY DOESN'T LIKE ME

05/08/2014 16:01
Listen you fuckin psychotic knob jockey. I may post a tonne of trivial pish on the bored but at least I do so in a jovial, self-depricating manner. I dont clog up the bored with my own mentally deficient ramblings that nobody has a fucking gist of. Of course its your right to spout forth such shite...

"SMALL BUT OUTSTANDING" ... SO SAYS THE NZ ISRAELI EMBASSY PROP AGENDA.

04/08/2014 17:41
I have written to the NZ Minister of Foreign Affairs, Maurice McCully, to ask why this offence against civilisation is allowed to continue to operate with New Zealand support. Brazil and a bunch of other countries have withdrawn their ambassadors from Israel. Naturally, he did not respond....
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 >>

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The Fondly Absurd

08/09/2014 15:57
We are delighted to be able to report that most kiwis are as thick as sticks.  They have no idea that their sprogs will die helpless deaths for their blinkered vision.  They will, of course, hope they don't.  Fondly absurd as they are. But, hey, they are dispensible.  Meanwhile,...

New Zealanders love dumb governments.

17/08/2014 13:31
We must delve into the conundrum of why the National Party attracts so many voters who clearly vote against their own best interests by subscribing to National policies. National represents the greedy corporate surveillance state.  Much as both the parties corporately “elected” by the...

OPEN LETTER TO THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE AND THE LUDICROUS US CONGRESS

11/08/2014 20:24
The depth of your cynicism and manipulation of foreign dictators that suit you is ancient history.  Your military and policy support for one of the most oppressive regimes since Nazi Germany - to wit, the Israelis - marks you again as yourself one of the most malign influences in world...

New Zealand is eagerly going down the same drain as the Americans and Australians.

10/08/2014 17:46
Vast economic disparity between its populations.  Government in cahoots with the rich.  Making deals and regulations that suit them.  Rigged electoral systems.  Subsidies to useless monopolies.  Support for terrorist regimes like Israel.  Because that's what the...

IN TRUE AMERICAN BUY- INFLUENCE TRADITIONS, COLIN CRAIG SUES TV3 AND GETS HIS NIGHT PROMOTING AMERICAN VALUES

09/08/2014 16:11
Craig:  Sue them.  Report back that I have improved my image as a twatnot. Lawyers:  Yessir.  What kind of a twatnot would you like to look like? Craig:  An expensive one. 2015 Craig: Wot happened? Why am I the laughing stock of the nation? Lawyers:  There was an...

So-called “Justice” minister, Judith Collins, plays fast and loose with Convenient Untruths

07/08/2014 17:02
On 6 September 2005, the National Party spokeswoman for social welfare, Judith Collins, was reported by The Press as saying this:   “National Party Welfare spokeswoman Judith Collins is calling on Labour to deny an e-mail which confirms the true state of unemployment is being hidden from the...

THEE UNKNOWN CITIZENS

05/08/2014 16:27
‘The Unknown Citizen’ by W. H. Auden (To JS/07 M 378 This Marble Monument Is Erected by the State) He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be One against whom there was no official complaint, And all the reports of his conduct agree That, in the modern sense of the old-fashioned...

Bureaucrats

05/08/2014 16:18
They scuttle to their appointed places..   At the appointed hour…   To do appointed things…

SOMEONE IN THE SCOTTISH RUGBY FRATERNITY DOESN'T LIKE ME

05/08/2014 16:01
Listen you fuckin psychotic knob jockey. I may post a tonne of trivial pish on the bored but at least I do so in a jovial, self-depricating manner. I dont clog up the bored with my own mentally deficient ramblings that nobody has a fucking gist of. Of course its your right to spout forth such shite...

"SMALL BUT OUTSTANDING" ... SO SAYS THE NZ ISRAELI EMBASSY PROP AGENDA.

04/08/2014 17:41
I have written to the NZ Minister of Foreign Affairs, Maurice McCully, to ask why this offence against civilisation is allowed to continue to operate with New Zealand support. Brazil and a bunch of other countries have withdrawn their ambassadors from Israel. Naturally, he did not respond....
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 >>

News

The Fondly Absurd

08/09/2014 15:57
We are delighted to be able to report that most kiwis are as thick as sticks.  They have no idea that their sprogs will die helpless deaths for their blinkered vision.  They will, of course, hope they don't.  Fondly absurd as they are. But, hey, they are dispensible.  Meanwhile,...

New Zealanders love dumb governments.

17/08/2014 13:31
We must delve into the conundrum of why the National Party attracts so many voters who clearly vote against their own best interests by subscribing to National policies. National represents the greedy corporate surveillance state.  Much as both the parties corporately “elected” by the...

OPEN LETTER TO THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE AND THE LUDICROUS US CONGRESS

11/08/2014 20:24
The depth of your cynicism and manipulation of foreign dictators that suit you is ancient history.  Your military and policy support for one of the most oppressive regimes since Nazi Germany - to wit, the Israelis - marks you again as yourself one of the most malign influences in world...

New Zealand is eagerly going down the same drain as the Americans and Australians.

10/08/2014 17:46
Vast economic disparity between its populations.  Government in cahoots with the rich.  Making deals and regulations that suit them.  Rigged electoral systems.  Subsidies to useless monopolies.  Support for terrorist regimes like Israel.  Because that's what the...

IN TRUE AMERICAN BUY- INFLUENCE TRADITIONS, COLIN CRAIG SUES TV3 AND GETS HIS NIGHT PROMOTING AMERICAN VALUES

09/08/2014 16:11
Craig:  Sue them.  Report back that I have improved my image as a twatnot. Lawyers:  Yessir.  What kind of a twatnot would you like to look like? Craig:  An expensive one. 2015 Craig: Wot happened? Why am I the laughing stock of the nation? Lawyers:  There was an...

So-called “Justice” minister, Judith Collins, plays fast and loose with Convenient Untruths

07/08/2014 17:02
On 6 September 2005, the National Party spokeswoman for social welfare, Judith Collins, was reported by The Press as saying this:   “National Party Welfare spokeswoman Judith Collins is calling on Labour to deny an e-mail which confirms the true state of unemployment is being hidden from the...

THEE UNKNOWN CITIZENS

05/08/2014 16:27
‘The Unknown Citizen’ by W. H. Auden (To JS/07 M 378 This Marble Monument Is Erected by the State) He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be One against whom there was no official complaint, And all the reports of his conduct agree That, in the modern sense of the old-fashioned...

Bureaucrats

05/08/2014 16:18
They scuttle to their appointed places..   At the appointed hour…   To do appointed things…

SOMEONE IN THE SCOTTISH RUGBY FRATERNITY DOESN'T LIKE ME

05/08/2014 16:01
Listen you fuckin psychotic knob jockey. I may post a tonne of trivial pish on the bored but at least I do so in a jovial, self-depricating manner. I dont clog up the bored with my own mentally deficient ramblings that nobody has a fucking gist of. Of course its your right to spout forth such shite...

"SMALL BUT OUTSTANDING" ... SO SAYS THE NZ ISRAELI EMBASSY PROP AGENDA.

04/08/2014 17:41
I have written to the NZ Minister of Foreign Affairs, Maurice McCully, to ask why this offence against civilisation is allowed to continue to operate with New Zealand support. Brazil and a bunch of other countries have withdrawn their ambassadors from Israel. Naturally, he did not respond....
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 >>

News

The Fondly Absurd

08/09/2014 15:57
We are delighted to be able to report that most kiwis are as thick as sticks.  They have no idea that their sprogs will die helpless deaths for their blinkered vision.  They will, of course, hope they don't.  Fondly absurd as they are. But, hey, they are dispensible.  Meanwhile,...

New Zealanders love dumb governments.

17/08/2014 13:31
We must delve into the conundrum of why the National Party attracts so many voters who clearly vote against their own best interests by subscribing to National policies. National represents the greedy corporate surveillance state.  Much as both the parties corporately “elected” by the...

OPEN LETTER TO THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE AND THE LUDICROUS US CONGRESS

11/08/2014 20:24
The depth of your cynicism and manipulation of foreign dictators that suit you is ancient history.  Your military and policy support for one of the most oppressive regimes since Nazi Germany - to wit, the Israelis - marks you again as yourself one of the most malign influences in world...

New Zealand is eagerly going down the same drain as the Americans and Australians.

10/08/2014 17:46
Vast economic disparity between its populations.  Government in cahoots with the rich.  Making deals and regulations that suit them.  Rigged electoral systems.  Subsidies to useless monopolies.  Support for terrorist regimes like Israel.  Because that's what the...

IN TRUE AMERICAN BUY- INFLUENCE TRADITIONS, COLIN CRAIG SUES TV3 AND GETS HIS NIGHT PROMOTING AMERICAN VALUES

09/08/2014 16:11
Craig:  Sue them.  Report back that I have improved my image as a twatnot. Lawyers:  Yessir.  What kind of a twatnot would you like to look like? Craig:  An expensive one. 2015 Craig: Wot happened? Why am I the laughing stock of the nation? Lawyers:  There was an...

So-called “Justice” minister, Judith Collins, plays fast and loose with Convenient Untruths

07/08/2014 17:02
On 6 September 2005, the National Party spokeswoman for social welfare, Judith Collins, was reported by The Press as saying this:   “National Party Welfare spokeswoman Judith Collins is calling on Labour to deny an e-mail which confirms the true state of unemployment is being hidden from the...

THEE UNKNOWN CITIZENS

05/08/2014 16:27
‘The Unknown Citizen’ by W. H. Auden (To JS/07 M 378 This Marble Monument Is Erected by the State) He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be One against whom there was no official complaint, And all the reports of his conduct agree That, in the modern sense of the old-fashioned...

Bureaucrats

05/08/2014 16:18
They scuttle to their appointed places..   At the appointed hour…   To do appointed things…

SOMEONE IN THE SCOTTISH RUGBY FRATERNITY DOESN'T LIKE ME

05/08/2014 16:01
Listen you fuckin psychotic knob jockey. I may post a tonne of trivial pish on the bored but at least I do so in a jovial, self-depricating manner. I dont clog up the bored with my own mentally deficient ramblings that nobody has a fucking gist of. Of course its your right to spout forth such shite...

"SMALL BUT OUTSTANDING" ... SO SAYS THE NZ ISRAELI EMBASSY PROP AGENDA.

04/08/2014 17:41
I have written to the NZ Minister of Foreign Affairs, Maurice McCully, to ask why this offence against civilisation is allowed to continue to operate with New Zealand support. Brazil and a bunch of other countries have withdrawn their ambassadors from Israel. Naturally, he did not respond....
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 >>

Vets Abuse Pet Owners

Vets scam pets and their owners

02/11/2013 15:07
The scam of veterinary drugs   Have you any idea how much you are paying above anything that approaches a rational amount for medicines prescribed – and usually sold – by NZ vets?   This is an industry that beats even the financial machinations of the likes of Hanover and South Canterbury...

ABUSRD THOUGHTS FROM HOME AND ABROAD

ABSURD THOUGHTS WHICH i HAVE TO CONFESS ARE MAINLY MINE.

11/11/2013 16:52
ABSURD THOUGHTS & OTHER THINGS   Aerobics produces much what you might expect it to..... aerobots.   Total feminism would do both sexes a favour.   Give credit where credit is due.  But preferably to someone who can afford to make handsome repayments at vastly...

ABUSRD THOUGHTS FROM HOME AND ABROAD

ABSURD THOUGHTS WHICH i HAVE TO CONFESS ARE MAINLY MINE.

11/11/2013 16:52
ABSURD THOUGHTS & OTHER THINGS   Aerobics produces much what you might expect it to..... aerobots.   Total feminism would do both sexes a favour.   Give credit where credit is due.  But preferably to someone who can afford to make handsome repayments at vastly...

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TIME TO RETRACT THIS ASSESSMENT OF THE BLACK CAPS?

22/02/2014 13:34
KENTUCKY FRIED CRICKETERS KFC's sponsorship of the New Zealand cricket team is apt when you consider the death cycle of your average KFC chicken.  First it's plucked.  Then it's gutted and carved into small pieces.  Finally it's deep-fried.  Pretty much, in fact, what happens to...

So-called “Justice” minister, Judith Collins, plays fast and loose with Inconvenient Untruths

26/05/2013 14:55
    On 6 September 2005, the national Party spokeswoman for social welfare, Judith Collins, was reported by The Press as saying this:   “National Party Welfare spokeswoman Judith Collins is calling on Labour to deny an e-mail which confirms the true state of unemployment is being...

First blog

04/05/2013 01:46
Our new blog has been launched today. Stay focused on it and we will try to keep you informed. You can read new posts on this blog via the RSS feed.   See "NEWS".  We have no private thoughts hereabouts.
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News

The Fondly Absurd

08/09/2014 15:57
We are delighted to be able to report that most kiwis are as thick as sticks.  They have no idea that their sprogs will die helpless deaths for their blinkered vision.  They will, of course, hope they don't.  Fondly absurd as they are. But, hey, they are dispensible.  Meanwhile,...

New Zealanders love dumb governments.

17/08/2014 13:31
We must delve into the conundrum of why the National Party attracts so many voters who clearly vote against their own best interests by subscribing to National policies. National represents the greedy corporate surveillance state.  Much as both the parties corporately “elected” by the...

OPEN LETTER TO THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE AND THE LUDICROUS US CONGRESS

11/08/2014 20:24
The depth of your cynicism and manipulation of foreign dictators that suit you is ancient history.  Your military and policy support for one of the most oppressive regimes since Nazi Germany - to wit, the Israelis - marks you again as yourself one of the most malign influences in world...

New Zealand is eagerly going down the same drain as the Americans and Australians.

10/08/2014 17:46
Vast economic disparity between its populations.  Government in cahoots with the rich.  Making deals and regulations that suit them.  Rigged electoral systems.  Subsidies to useless monopolies.  Support for terrorist regimes like Israel.  Because that's what the...

IN TRUE AMERICAN BUY- INFLUENCE TRADITIONS, COLIN CRAIG SUES TV3 AND GETS HIS NIGHT PROMOTING AMERICAN VALUES

09/08/2014 16:11
Craig:  Sue them.  Report back that I have improved my image as a twatnot. Lawyers:  Yessir.  What kind of a twatnot would you like to look like? Craig:  An expensive one. 2015 Craig: Wot happened? Why am I the laughing stock of the nation? Lawyers:  There was an...

So-called “Justice” minister, Judith Collins, plays fast and loose with Convenient Untruths

07/08/2014 17:02
On 6 September 2005, the National Party spokeswoman for social welfare, Judith Collins, was reported by The Press as saying this:   “National Party Welfare spokeswoman Judith Collins is calling on Labour to deny an e-mail which confirms the true state of unemployment is being hidden from the...

THEE UNKNOWN CITIZENS

05/08/2014 16:27
‘The Unknown Citizen’ by W. H. Auden (To JS/07 M 378 This Marble Monument Is Erected by the State) He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be One against whom there was no official complaint, And all the reports of his conduct agree That, in the modern sense of the old-fashioned...

Bureaucrats

05/08/2014 16:18
They scuttle to their appointed places..   At the appointed hour…   To do appointed things…

SOMEONE IN THE SCOTTISH RUGBY FRATERNITY DOESN'T LIKE ME

05/08/2014 16:01
Listen you fuckin psychotic knob jockey. I may post a tonne of trivial pish on the bored but at least I do so in a jovial, self-depricating manner. I dont clog up the bored with my own mentally deficient ramblings that nobody has a fucking gist of. Of course its your right to spout forth such shite...

"SMALL BUT OUTSTANDING" ... SO SAYS THE NZ ISRAELI EMBASSY PROP AGENDA.

04/08/2014 17:41
I have written to the NZ Minister of Foreign Affairs, Maurice McCully, to ask why this offence against civilisation is allowed to continue to operate with New Zealand support. Brazil and a bunch of other countries have withdrawn their ambassadors from Israel. Naturally, he did not respond....
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 >>

JOHN KEY A “TRIFLE” DISAPPOINTED

John Key “a bit disappointed”.

24/02/2014 12:21
MP ACKNOWLEDGES HIS PARTY MANNERS “FELL SHORT”.  WINE WAITER MAKES MATTERS WORSE BY CATCHING HIM BEFORE HE HIT THE GROUND. In an heroic attempt to distribute guilt collectively amongst his National Partying co-revelers, MP Aaron Gilmore pointed a wobbly finger at the company he keeps for his...

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The Fondly Absurd

08/09/2014 15:57
We are delighted to be able to report that most kiwis are as thick as sticks.  They have no idea that their sprogs will die helpless deaths for their blinkered vision.  They will, of course, hope they don't.  Fondly absurd as they are. But, hey, they are dispensible.  Meanwhile,...

New Zealanders love dumb governments.

17/08/2014 13:31
We must delve into the conundrum of why the National Party attracts so many voters who clearly vote against their own best interests by subscribing to National policies. National represents the greedy corporate surveillance state.  Much as both the parties corporately “elected” by the...

OPEN LETTER TO THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE AND THE LUDICROUS US CONGRESS

11/08/2014 20:24
The depth of your cynicism and manipulation of foreign dictators that suit you is ancient history.  Your military and policy support for one of the most oppressive regimes since Nazi Germany - to wit, the Israelis - marks you again as yourself one of the most malign influences in world...

New Zealand is eagerly going down the same drain as the Americans and Australians.

10/08/2014 17:46
Vast economic disparity between its populations.  Government in cahoots with the rich.  Making deals and regulations that suit them.  Rigged electoral systems.  Subsidies to useless monopolies.  Support for terrorist regimes like Israel.  Because that's what the...

IN TRUE AMERICAN BUY- INFLUENCE TRADITIONS, COLIN CRAIG SUES TV3 AND GETS HIS NIGHT PROMOTING AMERICAN VALUES

09/08/2014 16:11
Craig:  Sue them.  Report back that I have improved my image as a twatnot. Lawyers:  Yessir.  What kind of a twatnot would you like to look like? Craig:  An expensive one. 2015 Craig: Wot happened? Why am I the laughing stock of the nation? Lawyers:  There was an...

So-called “Justice” minister, Judith Collins, plays fast and loose with Convenient Untruths

07/08/2014 17:02
On 6 September 2005, the National Party spokeswoman for social welfare, Judith Collins, was reported by The Press as saying this:   “National Party Welfare spokeswoman Judith Collins is calling on Labour to deny an e-mail which confirms the true state of unemployment is being hidden from the...

THEE UNKNOWN CITIZENS

05/08/2014 16:27
‘The Unknown Citizen’ by W. H. Auden (To JS/07 M 378 This Marble Monument Is Erected by the State) He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be One against whom there was no official complaint, And all the reports of his conduct agree That, in the modern sense of the old-fashioned...

Bureaucrats

05/08/2014 16:18
They scuttle to their appointed places..   At the appointed hour…   To do appointed things…

SOMEONE IN THE SCOTTISH RUGBY FRATERNITY DOESN'T LIKE ME

05/08/2014 16:01
Listen you fuckin psychotic knob jockey. I may post a tonne of trivial pish on the bored but at least I do so in a jovial, self-depricating manner. I dont clog up the bored with my own mentally deficient ramblings that nobody has a fucking gist of. Of course its your right to spout forth such shite...

"SMALL BUT OUTSTANDING" ... SO SAYS THE NZ ISRAELI EMBASSY PROP AGENDA.

04/08/2014 17:41
I have written to the NZ Minister of Foreign Affairs, Maurice McCully, to ask why this offence against civilisation is allowed to continue to operate with New Zealand support. Brazil and a bunch of other countries have withdrawn their ambassadors from Israel. Naturally, he did not respond....

FOR SYCHOPHANY AND PSYCHOFANCY, THE AMERICANS LEAD THE PACK

03/08/2014 14:56
American Congress hails the Second Coming. "Take mine" screams the the lobbiest from Lockheed Martin.  "No mine" cries the Boeing congressman.  "We'll throw in depleted uranium" shouts Raytheon.  "What you need is white phosphorus" screams another. "We have a nice deal on cluster...

HOW YOUR GOVERNMENT WORKS

02/08/2014 16:32
Yes, folks.  This is how your gvernment works.  Preferably in secret.  The guy subject of the Ombudsman compliant below eventually got three years in jail.  Clearly against the wishes of the government of the time. The Ombudsman rubbished government claims that audit reports...

John Armstrong say he detects wit.

27/07/2014 17:38
In an assay well outside the area of his likely expertise, the NZ Herald National Party agony uncle, John Armstrong, wentured the opinion that Stephen Joyce wittily attacked Cunliffe in Parliament.  While Cunliffe was not actually there. There are two issues in play here. 1.  That Mr...

Open letter to the Obama White House from New Zealand

26/07/2014 14:16
The depth of your cynicism and manipulation and promotion of foreign dictators that suit you is ancient history.  Your military and policy support for one of the most oppressive regimes since Nazi Germany marks you again as yourself one of the most malign influences in world politics. You have...

Gerry Brownlie pleads ignorance of things Ministers of Transport might be expected to know about.

25/07/2014 16:55
Brownlie tried to bypass airline rules by pleading obesity-fuelled absence of memory. "I had no idea I had to behave like everyone else".  "I am the minister, you know."  "That gives me certain privileges of not having to know what the rules are that apply to peasants." This...

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM.

22/07/2014 16:31
John Key tripped over his tongue and various other appendages that were, as usual, unfortunately and unwarrantably erect, and was stabbed by an unknown assailant 5 days out from his inauguration address to the Senate. Colin Craig was meanwhile carousing the Christians not yet nailed to lions or...

Israelis are one of the most vile nations since Nazi Germany

21/07/2014 19:22
And they have learned well from the Germans. In this latter-day exhibition of genocide, they have been well-supported by the Americans' desire to test out weapons of mass destruction. And given they have handy victims in the ghetto that is Gaza who, much like the Polish Jews in the Warsaw Getto...

Kim Dotcom is playing a loverrly game

21/07/2014 17:16
He has sucked in the Mana Party, generated a white left appeal with Laila Harre for his internet Party, and generally created a homogenously unlikely constituency of the social left, smart young internet freedom voters, tangatiwhenua, anti-corruption and anti-GCSB disillusionists, anti-state...

Americans have created a totally mad world

21/07/2014 15:27
Whichever way you look, and wherever you look, there is American madness. Their own society is on the verge of meltdown.  Nothing works.  Its political system is a mess.  Ethnic divisions are rife.  Guns are everywhere and they are killing themselves at the rate of over 30,000 a...

US CONGRESS MULLS OVER WHETHER AMERICANS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SHOOT ONE ANOTHER AT FASTER RATES AND IN WHAT NUMBERS

21/07/2014 15:25
As every Kiwi will not know, the US has a 2nd Amendment.  Which comes after the 1st Amendment (to its Constitution™) and before the other 26 or whatever number is currently in vogue. This Amendment allows a party of one to constitute him or herself as a militia and shoot as many unruly...
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News

The Fondly Absurd

08/09/2014 15:57
We are delighted to be able to report that most kiwis are as thick as sticks.  They have no idea that their sprogs will die helpless deaths for their blinkered vision.  They will, of course, hope they don't.  Fondly absurd as they are. But, hey, they are dispensible.  Meanwhile,...

New Zealanders love dumb governments.

17/08/2014 13:31
We must delve into the conundrum of why the National Party attracts so many voters who clearly vote against their own best interests by subscribing to National policies. National represents the greedy corporate surveillance state.  Much as both the parties corporately “elected” by the...

OPEN LETTER TO THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE AND THE LUDICROUS US CONGRESS

11/08/2014 20:24
The depth of your cynicism and manipulation of foreign dictators that suit you is ancient history.  Your military and policy support for one of the most oppressive regimes since Nazi Germany - to wit, the Israelis - marks you again as yourself one of the most malign influences in world...

New Zealand is eagerly going down the same drain as the Americans and Australians.

10/08/2014 17:46
Vast economic disparity between its populations.  Government in cahoots with the rich.  Making deals and regulations that suit them.  Rigged electoral systems.  Subsidies to useless monopolies.  Support for terrorist regimes like Israel.  Because that's what the...

IN TRUE AMERICAN BUY- INFLUENCE TRADITIONS, COLIN CRAIG SUES TV3 AND GETS HIS NIGHT PROMOTING AMERICAN VALUES

09/08/2014 16:11
Craig:  Sue them.  Report back that I have improved my image as a twatnot. Lawyers:  Yessir.  What kind of a twatnot would you like to look like? Craig:  An expensive one. 2015 Craig: Wot happened? Why am I the laughing stock of the nation? Lawyers:  There was an...

So-called “Justice” minister, Judith Collins, plays fast and loose with Convenient Untruths

07/08/2014 17:02
On 6 September 2005, the National Party spokeswoman for social welfare, Judith Collins, was reported by The Press as saying this:   “National Party Welfare spokeswoman Judith Collins is calling on Labour to deny an e-mail which confirms the true state of unemployment is being hidden from the...

THEE UNKNOWN CITIZENS

05/08/2014 16:27
‘The Unknown Citizen’ by W. H. Auden (To JS/07 M 378 This Marble Monument Is Erected by the State) He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be One against whom there was no official complaint, And all the reports of his conduct agree That, in the modern sense of the old-fashioned...

Bureaucrats

05/08/2014 16:18
They scuttle to their appointed places..   At the appointed hour…   To do appointed things…

SOMEONE IN THE SCOTTISH RUGBY FRATERNITY DOESN'T LIKE ME

05/08/2014 16:01
Listen you fuckin psychotic knob jockey. I may post a tonne of trivial pish on the bored but at least I do so in a jovial, self-depricating manner. I dont clog up the bored with my own mentally deficient ramblings that nobody has a fucking gist of. Of course its your right to spout forth such shite...

"SMALL BUT OUTSTANDING" ... SO SAYS THE NZ ISRAELI EMBASSY PROP AGENDA.

04/08/2014 17:41
I have written to the NZ Minister of Foreign Affairs, Maurice McCully, to ask why this offence against civilisation is allowed to continue to operate with New Zealand support. Brazil and a bunch of other countries have withdrawn their ambassadors from Israel. Naturally, he did not respond....
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