About Us

Feel free to determine for yourself what this website is about.  Such endeavour will no doubt help you to uplift your no doubt banal existence and lowly spirits.

If you need guidance, there are many agencies willing to help - the NZ Herald, Fox News, the Samaritans, CanTeen (if you're hungry or dying and of a certain age), the Internet Party (if you want to amuse the Americans and go onto one of their various terrorist lists), John Key@itgoeslikethis.com (if you don't, and are an admirer of the GCSB), and last but not least, the SPCA, if you're a dog.

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Some of the medications we are currently on:

Tumble weed

Silly putty

Disco biscuits

Detroit pink

Shrooms

High dose 'Sprin

Marguaritas

History of project

The Webnode people have asked us to "describe the project's history and give reasons for its creation". 

So here goes. 

It started in the 5th century BC.  It was interrupted by a group of awkward people who became known as Christians around the year nought AD.  BC being by then a bit passe.

It survived the Dark, Early, Middle and Late Middle Ages.  God knows how.  I suspect it was in spite of Him or Her.

It relished in the Renaissance and the Age of Enlightenment. And, with slightly less gusto, in the period of the Industrial Revolution.

Then along came the Americans.  We all know the rest.  Cue, again, the Dark Ages.

That's the history.  Now the reason.

If you can find a better reason than toying darkly with the new darkies, let us know.

Our users

I've been asked to describe a "typical user".  But not of what.

So I will leave that up to you.  Do you take it through the nose, the ears, the fanny, or your bottom?

More importantly, what do you do with it afterwards?  Spit it out, fart, sneeze, or think?