CHALK AND CHEESE.
I saw a headline the other day that said “Colin Craig is not sure that man walked on the moon”.
Q: Colin, is that because you are not sure there is a moon? Except at certain times of the month? When estrogen levels are at their highest?
A: I am fairly sure there is a moon. At minimum, I am convinced there is a blob of Edam cheese that rotates around us hopefully in search of a mouse to entice into its trap.
Q: So you are suggesting that the indentations high-powered telescopes from earth detect on the surface of the moon are the result of unfortunate collisions between mice and cheese?
A: Anything is possible. Did you hear I am hoping to run the country?