The Wombly Centre

Come sit down beside me
I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I took my own hand as a small sign of trust
and together I sat on the fence


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CHALK AND CHEESE.

I saw a headline the other day that said “Colin Craig is not sure that man walked on the moon”.

Q:  Colin, is that because you are not sure there is a moon?  Except at certain times of the month?  When estrogen levels are at their highest?

A:  I am fairly sure there is a moon. At minimum, I am convinced there is a blob of Edam cheese that rotates around us hopefully in search of a mouse to entice into its trap.

Q:  So you are suggesting that the indentations high-powered telescopes from earth detect on the surface of the moon are the result of unfortunate collisions between mice and cheese?

A:  Anything is possible.  Did you hear I am hoping to run the country?