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This map shows the World Trade Centre. Which was in another country. Until it offended Muslims.
Then it wasn't.
Now the Americans have built a vast monument to G W Bush's monumental error of judgement on the same site. In order to disguise G W Bush's monumental error of judgement.
Fortunately, we here at the Wombly Centre could care less if Muslims blow that one up as well.
BTW, it is not our address. We are not stupid.
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The Fondly Absurd
08/09/2014 15:57
We are delighted to be able to report that most kiwis are as thick as sticks. They have no idea that their sprogs will die helpless deaths for their blinkered vision. They will, of course, hope they don't. Fondly absurd as they are.
But, hey, they are dispensible.
Meanwhile,...
New Zealanders love dumb governments.
17/08/2014 13:31
We must delve into the conundrum of why the National Party attracts so many voters who clearly vote against their own best interests by subscribing to National policies.
National represents the greedy corporate surveillance state. Much as both the parties corporately “elected” by the...
OPEN LETTER TO THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE AND THE LUDICROUS US CONGRESS
11/08/2014 20:24
The depth of your cynicism and manipulation of foreign dictators that suit you is ancient history. Your military and policy support for one of the most oppressive regimes since Nazi Germany - to wit, the Israelis - marks you again as yourself one of the most malign influences in world...
Vast economic disparity between its populations. Government in cahoots with the rich. Making deals and regulations that suit them. Rigged electoral systems. Subsidies to useless monopolies. Support for terrorist regimes like Israel. Because that's what the...
IN TRUE AMERICAN BUY- INFLUENCE TRADITIONS, COLIN CRAIG SUES TV3 AND GETS HIS NIGHT PROMOTING AMERICAN VALUES
09/08/2014 16:11
Craig: Sue them. Report back that I have improved my image as a twatnot.
Lawyers: Yessir. What kind of a twatnot would you like to look like?
Craig: An expensive one.
2015
Craig: Wot happened? Why am I the laughing stock of the nation?
Lawyers: There was an...
So-called “Justice” minister, Judith Collins, plays fast and loose with Convenient Untruths
07/08/2014 17:02
On 6 September 2005, the National Party spokeswoman for social welfare, Judith Collins, was reported by The Press as saying this:
“National Party Welfare spokeswoman Judith Collins is calling on Labour to deny an e-mail which confirms the true state of unemployment is being hidden from the...
THEE UNKNOWN CITIZENS
05/08/2014 16:27
‘The Unknown Citizen’ by W. H. Auden
(To JS/07 M 378
This Marble Monument
Is Erected by the State)
He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be
One against whom there was no official complaint,
And all the reports of his conduct agree
That, in the modern sense of the old-fashioned...
Bureaucrats
05/08/2014 16:18
They scuttle to their appointed places..
At the appointed hour…
To do appointed things…
SOMEONE IN THE SCOTTISH RUGBY FRATERNITY DOESN'T LIKE ME
05/08/2014 16:01
Listen you fuckin psychotic knob jockey. I may post a tonne of trivial pish on the bored but at least I do so in a jovial, self-depricating manner. I dont clog up the bored with my own mentally deficient ramblings that nobody has a fucking gist of. Of course its your right to spout forth such shite...
I have written to the NZ Minister of Foreign Affairs, Maurice McCully, to ask why this offence against civilisation is allowed to continue to operate with New Zealand support. Brazil and a bunch of other countries have withdrawn their ambassadors from Israel.
Naturally, he did not respond....