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MARKET FORCES WORKING OK, SAYS BILL ENGLISH

It has been reported that “Shares in Mighty River Power have started trading this afternoon on the NZX at $2.73 each - a 23c or 9.2 per cent premium on the listing price.

Market expectations were for the stock to list at a premium because of the extent of unsatisfied demand from institutions.”

 “What this means “, announced the Minister of Finance, “is that the millions of mums and dads who did not buy these shares have tasered themselves in the foot”.  “The same might be said of the “institutions now desperately seeking to recover their “positions”.

“They only have themselves to blame that they did not see the opportunity for a windfall of free dosh that would have clawed back the exponential increase in  power prices that the free market will soon deem eminently appropriate to impose to "recover costs".”

“I bought some”, he confessed modestly.  “What fool wouldn’t?” 

David Shearer, when asked to comment, said “We will buy back these shares at a rate commensurate with the inflated value the market puts on them.”  We assume that insider trading will ensure that that NZ mums and dads are commensurately screwed by this process.” "What fool wouldn't?"