The Wombly Centre

Come sit down beside me
I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I took my own hand as a small sign of trust
and together I sat on the fence


speed dial #1
111 (optional) - 999 if you're American, 911 if you're a Pom and, if you're from Africa, you won't have anything to dial with. So that's all good then.

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USA fucks up again.

USA diplomatic officials get screwed over by the Germans for spying on the German Chancellor.  Are advised to flee the DR before they are arrested and renditioned to Togoland.

What did these American gerbils expect?  

"Hey, Monty, I got this silly dame on tape."  "She says the USA is a rather silly society and country".  "Explosive stuff."

Jobama:  "Explode".

Meanwhile, in New Zealand, prime minister, John Key, explained:  "It was an unfortunate misunderstanding of galatic proportions."  "Everyone loves the Germans.  They have contributed much to European civilisation.  Personally, I love Bacchanalia." 

"The Americans have contributed also.  "I love Scooby Doo."

Greens were seen to vomit.  Verdantly.